Bruce Lee played Ping-Pong with nunchucks
I put a leash on my pet rocks
whatcha laughin' about? That's my labradorite!
It's alright you can pet, don't be petrified

He's as good as they get
he's all bark and no bite
barking all through the day
barking all through the night
Don't be petrified

The rocks (the rocks)
The rocks (the rocks)
They're sexual deities
Stone-faced royalty, entwined
Don't be petrified

The rocks (the rocks)
The rocks (the rocks)
They contact the Pleiades,
Leave all mortal soil behind
Don't be petrified

Earth defiance
Sky alliance
Dumb-as-a-rock
Rock-it-science!
Don't be petrified

Yes that's right
this labradorite
has trapped the northern lights inside

How do you like this warm welcoming reception?
Of sunlight touching rocks with fossilized perception
It’s made all of these wonderful arrangements
to store your memories in so that you don't estrange them
and if you choose to rearrange them, rearrange them
take them with you, if you promise to replace them


Yes that's right
this labradorite
has trapped the northern lights inside

Don't be petrified
Don't be pet terrified
Don't be petrified
Don't be pet terrified

The Celts had a thing called the InterKnot
it tied all things together like connect-the-dots
and Stonehenge was the router
but we all forgot how to dial up to the stars and the dead below
because the modem was too old and the connect too slow

yeah, the InterKnot.

I'm Leprekanye West.
I've got a pot of bling.
It's off the chain and in the chest
a golden heart with interest
so take these seedy words
and you better damn ingest!
And don't think I'm jesting, fool
I've got a vested interest.
I'll give you back a thousandfold whatever you invest.